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i cam ->  I couldn’t agree more. For example:

I couldn’t agree more with this 

TIRED TEARS -> The constant stream of tears you produce when you’re extremely tired and need some help and love/snuggling in my opinion.   For example: 

I’m so sleepy….

not the legendary dwarf,  but rather this kind:

I don’t want anymore tired tears so I’m going to bed….to sleep! 

Charlie Foxtrot -> This is a military slang/abbreviation for “cluster fucked,” describing a complicated situation people might find themselves in. For example: 

Spiderman has found himself in some serious charlie foxtrot’s trying to keep his city safe. 

Gaming Claw -> The sensation one feels in their hand or hands after extensive pla of video games. The hand feels cramped and strained and jokingly takes on the appearance of a claw. 

It’s a three step journey honestly….

This: 

After extended play like so: 

Becomes something like: 

Probably also known as carpel tunnel, but that’s just semantics?

Get it! -> Congradulatory term whereupon someone provides you with excellent news, and your response is “get it,” meaning good job, I’m happy for you. For example: 

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GET IT!!!

YOLO -> You only live once. Truly this is an excuse to explain away embarrasing or bad stuff you do, and turn it into something to laugh about. For example: 

I just failed the year, my parents are going to kill me! 

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Your friend would reply with, “YOLO let’s go party one last time before they find out!” 

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More next time!