An Education: The Urban Dictionary A-Z 4 of 4
Part Four of
And so my friends,we have come to the end of your studies. But let this humble series serve as a gateway to greater learning. For I have only scratched the surface of what it is you can learn in life
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s carry on:
The Letter S
It’s a short used both sarcastically and literally in and around the interwebs. It’s particularly found in online journals, forums, and other kinds of boards.
S2s that pic is not cute :/
A person who is constantly on you about everything in an annoying and repetitive manner. This person is most likely a parent, guardian, or a spouse
THE LETTER T
This is a problem which may occur for some people; upon opening several tabs in your preferred web browser, you might find yourself confused as to what you opened one or two of the tabs for. Commence head scratching.
To be amazing and perfect at everything you do.
THE LETTER U
In this case, using a simple “facepalm” to signal embarrassment is not enough. The big guns must be brought out, and this is what you use. Used on someone who does something so stupid and ridiculous that they have reached the highest level of ridiculousness.
Person 1: “I stole a crayon from the convenient store because I really wanted to colour the corner of my notebook.”
Person 2: UGH UBERFACEPALM
U.A.H: UGLY AS HELL
The literal translation is cow, but it’s actually a French slang word for cops.
To be serene and in perfect harmony with one’s surroundings
THE LETTER W:
W0RD TO THE BIRD (*where the letter “o” is the number zero)
I agree, absolutely, sure.
Person 1: “So are we good for going out Friday night?”
Person 2: “w0rd to the bird!”
Person1 : “cool!”
Text Speak, interweb speak for “wait and see.”
Person 1: “So anything special going to happen?
Person 2: :) W8&C
THE LETTER X
Monica (Geller) Bing on Friends is known to be extremely obsessed with planning, likes to be at the centre of everything, and plan everything the gang does.
Chess playing know it all.
What an xanthos!!
THE LETTER Y
An expression of great frustration.
Y’ARGGGGG I AM SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW!!
I HATE YOU MATH!!!
‘You don’t know,’ which actually means you don’t know how much I agree with you.
We should go on a date
THE LETTER ZZZZZZ
A nosey person who likes to ask too many questions. Has the potential to be loud but can also be very soft and sweet in nature.
If you live in one of those small towns where there is that one person pulling back his or her window shades to creep through the window and spy on people:
And you then hear them asking questions about your new boyfriend and you say to them:
Then they creep on you all over again….
And remember, like a good neighbour, creeper is there.