This is the only alphabet you’ll ever need in your online life. It’s going to l take you places, and keep you regular. In the interest of not creating sore pockets on your bum bums, I’m dividing this into four parts. Prepare for
THE LETTER A:
This replaces using an actual swear word. Not sure why this exists, since most people are perfectly capable of typing fuck, shit, etc. Oh well.
For example:
You would say: !!! AASE!!! I just failed my drivers test :(
….Also, feel free to put your head in the table in anguish and cry your eyes out, for the shitload of money you’re going to have to pay to take that test again.
Japaenese colloquial term used to replace saying goodbye (adios, sayonara). It means “catch you later,” or “see you later” when translated roughly in English.
For example:
When leaving an online community after chatting for way longer than you should have about comics, your favorite bands, news
You would say: Alright dudes, I’m going to bed, abayo!!!
It’s also customary to include a gif of a cartoon/film/animal sleeping. So I’ve heard…
THE LETTER B:
The act of wandering the streets with the hopes of attracting females with eye-fucks (will explain this term momentarily).
For example:
Here are four Englishmen (and one Irishman)on the prowl. They are in search of five nice girls to take home with them for the night and beyond. It’s also important to note that they are all moving in One Direction , and in a pack.
A game involving drinking beer and shooting a small ball into a cup. Often played in basements.
THE LETTER C:
A way to express that you can’t be bothered/don’t care to do something, or involve yourself in any particular issue.
For Example:
This dog is cabid about doing anything else but sleeping. Can you blame this adorable pup? Sleep is gold.
Spanish word meaning to have a large head (literally and theoretically).
For Example:
LOOK at how massive Eddie Murphy’s head is here. He’s also believed (in some circles of the industry), to be rather arrogant and big headed.
THE LETTER D:
DNW; DO NOT WANT
To want to be far away from someone or something.
For example: “DNW anything to do with this place.”
D4M
Devastating for morale. A series of events (or one particularly alarming one), which is off the charts awful.
For Example:
BARCA (F.C BARCELONA’S) victory of Real Madrid (December, 2011 :()may have been D4M.
Or if you watch that handball game that thinks it’s allowed to be called “football,” this touchdown might be D4M
THE LETTER E:
(Mention briefly under the letter b within this post), it is the act of staring at someone without any words, because you are so overcome by their sexy that you just have to eye fuck them (imagine what you’d do if you could get them naked/make them want to get naked in front of you).
For example:
“Dude don’t even lie, we all saw you eye-fucking her last night” *cackles*
The most amazing, most adorable boy/man in the universe.
For example:
He’s so ealy bell. *Happy Sigh* Ladies and gentleman, let’s not lie to ourselves; we all have had/currently have an Ealy bell.
THE LETTER F:
A word used to describe someone who has lost touch with what is going on around him(also known as someone who has “lost the plot,” as Brits might say).
For example:
Over the course of his presidency, a lot of people were convinced that President Bush (JR) was fabboon, or had lost the plot. The Dixie Chicks believed it.
To get owned/handed your ass, defeated by a tech, gaming or all around genius and wonderful man. The perfect example of this is how The President of the United States and his wonderful military on the ground pawned certain people spending too much time delving into their racism and disgusting pointless rhetoric…
